✨ Cardio is a Scam -- Peony Candle

Who needs endless hours on the stair master when you can enjoy this candle instead? Our Cardio is a Scam candle is a cheeky nod to gym life, giving you permission to trade sweaty cardio for something far more relaxing.

Infused with the delicate, airy fragrance of fresh peony blossoms, this candle brings a soft floral touch to any space. It’s the perfect balance of strong gym-rat humor and light, feminine elegance.

Hand-poured into a sleek matte black vessel, this candle doubles as a statement piece — whether you’re lighting it post-leg day, setting the vibe for a cozy night in, or gifting it to a fellow fitness girlie who hates cardio just as much as you do.

Fragrance Notes:

• Top: Peony

• Heart: Rose, Jasmine

• Base: Soft Musk

Details:

• 14 oz premium soy wax candle

• Clean, even burn

• Approx. 60+ hours of burn time

• Matte black reusable jar

• Hand-poured in small batches

Perfect For:

• Gym rats who’d rather lift than do cardio

• Girls’ nights & rest days

• A playful gift for your fitness bestie